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A ‘Reality Bite’ that is part 8 of the Guy Blews ‘13 Step Program’ in Realistic Relationships.

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A ‘Reality Bite’ that is part 7 of the Guy Blews ‘13 Step Program’ in Realistic Relationships.

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How do you cope with divorce? The answer is quite simple: Smirnoff. And lots of it.

Another spur-of-the-moment production at the Madison Regatta. There’s a hint of SNL from the skit “Dear Sister” which makes fun of the OC finale; when Dorris (played by Laken) tells me that she wants a divorce, the clip from the song “Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap starts playing. The movie’s theme music is by Of Monteal. Great song!

Take away from it what you will.

ENJOY!!!!

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Men are even hornier now, than the 60’s free sex era! Women need to use this to their advantage. Rather than fight the fact that men are turned on by a or Victoria secret magazine, accept this and BE THEIR FANTASY! http://www.beavertalk.com

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Crazy Aussie don’t take no sh*t of his wife, who wants a divorce and demands the kids, car, house etc.

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Here’s the story…We got an email from one of our 17 listeners, and she explained that her husband cheated on her…so they divorced, and while cleaning out the house…she found “the dress”.

She can’t justify giving a dress from a failed marriage away, so she asked us to dispose of it on the air….with your suggestions, we finally decided to go the “woodchipper” route…

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Man have you broken up with a girl and she keeps your stuff? man wussup with that?

Lyrics:

It’s been so long since I’ve seen your face
So long since I’ve been to first base.
*strike 3 your out*
I really miss the feel of your kiss.
But can I have back my things before
I get really pissed?

You had my heart, my soul, my attention
But you walked out my life with my CD collection.

We’re Breaking Up!

Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh)
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff.
You got my sweaters, my hat…
I can’t find my cat! *meow*
The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up
is getting Back Your Stuff.

Yea 2gether’s in the house
Put your hands in the air
’cause we’ll make ya bounce c’mon yea.[x2]

So tell me girl, do I have to say please
or do I have to inform the police.
*We have you surrounded*
There was a time when I’d trust you alone.
I’d call you up girl, but you took my phone.

You borrow stuff every time I turn my back.
*hey that’s mine!*
I can’t believe I went out with a KLEPTOMANIAC!!

We’re breaking up!

Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh)
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff.
You got my sweaters, my hat…
I can’t find my cat! *meow*
The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up
is getting Back Your Stuff.

[Spoken]
Man you ever break up with a girl
And she keeps your stuff?
Man, What’s up with dat?!
I dunno man, something wrong!
Ya know what I’m sayin?
Something wrong with dat….

Yea, Uh Mickey Parke up in this mug
Here we go one, two
Yea, Yea, Yea
U plus ME, it doesn’t equal us.
You took my car now I gotta take the bus.
I thought I had a girl that I could trust.
I guess I never knew my calculus!

Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh)
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff.
You got my sweaters, my hat…
I can’t find my cat! *meow*
The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up
is getting Back Your Stuff. [x2]

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This is the story of how we met, and I actually somehow got footage of the exact moment I saw her for the first time…isn’t that crazy!?

Anyways, enjoy. =)

It’s my mini version of ‘The Notebook’.

SUBSCRIBE AND RATE!!!

Jimmy Shea, United States Marine, and how I met my Okinawan Princess, Aya.

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My debut into show business. This song is not based on a true story, in case you were wondering.

Here are the lyrics:
Verse 1:
I once knew a girl
Who was pretty as can be
I was in love with her
And she in love with me

We led a life of happiness
I was happy as a clam
Until one day, to my distress,
She met another man

Chorus:
She dumped me for an English major
She traded my science for his pen and paper
Im wishing that she had remained as my girlfriend

She was done with chemistry and physics and math
And I couldnt help but smile and laugh
Because I knew shed wind up homeless in the end

Verse 2:
No more theory of relativity
Writing became her proclivity
She bought some books and sold her TI 89
Instead of Daltons Atomic Theory
She started reading Homer and Shakespeare-y
And then she changed her major and I almost died

(Chorus)

(Instrumental)

Well I graduated school, got a house and a career
I married a model and had a son after a year
I saved up some money and I bought the Atlanta Hawks
I was driving my Porsche and I started feeling proud
And despite of myself, I laughed out loud
Because I knew she was living in a cardboard box

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